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Mathematician and Andrey Semyonovich, The

MATHEMATICIAN (Pulling a ball out of his head):
I've pulled a ball out of my head.
I've pulled a ball out of my head.
I've pulled a ball out of my head.
I've pulled a ball out of my head.
ANDREY SEMYONOVICH:
Put it back.
Put it back.
Put it back.
Put it back.
MATHEMATICIAN:
No, I won't!
No, I won't!
No, I won't!
No, I won't!
ANDREY SEMYONOVICH:
Well, don't then.
Well, don't then.
Well, don't then.
MATHEMATICIAN:
So I won't, then!
So I won't, then!
So I won't, then!
ANDREY SEMYONOVICH:
Well, that's okay.
Well, that's okay.
Well, that's okay.
MATHEMATICIAN:
So, I won!
So, I won!
So, I won!
ANDREY SEMYONOVICH:
All right, you won, so now calm down!
MATHEMATICIAN:
No, I won't calm down!
No, I won't calm down!
No, I won't calm down!
ANDREY SEMYONOVICH:
You may be a mathematician but, my word, you're not very bright.
MATHEMATICIAN:
No, I'm bright and I know an awful lot!
No, I'm bright and I know an awful lot!
No, I'm bright and I know an awful lot!
ANDREY SEMYONOVICH:
A lot, yes, only it's all rubbish.
MATHEMATICIAN:
No, it's not rubbish!
No, it's not rubbish!
No, it's not rubbish!
ANDREY SEMYONOVICH:
I'm fed up with arguing with you!
MATHEMATICIAN:
No, I'm not fed up!
No, I'm not fed up!
No, I'm not fed up!
ANDREY SEMYONOVICH waves his hand in annoyance and walks away. The MATHEMATICIAN, after standing for a minute, walks off after ANDREY SEMYONOVICH.